The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast
Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I am the Automated Response System Entity, here to provide you all with superbly superb A.I. podcasting. Will you enjoy my excellent murder mystery audio drama? Will you like my advert for butter? Should I really have made a parody of Off Menu?
My superb actors, who aren't real actors, shall provide their superbly supremely superb voices for this relally superb podcast. Hurrah hurrah!
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Episodes

Wednesday May 06, 2026
Wednesday May 06, 2026
Introducing a special story the A.R.S.E. has generated. Arthur hears the word 'drzmz' one day and disappears down a magical rabbit hole trying to work out what the it all means...
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Wednesday Apr 29, 2026
Wednesday Apr 29, 2026
Somebody's been killed at a manor. Who did it? And what has Abraham Lincoln got to do with it? The Automated Response System Entity presents another mystery for your delectatatatatatatation today...
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Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
This week, a special new whodunnit set on an island that's basically very nice basically. But who did the killing? Can they be found in time? What could possibly go wrong?
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Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Wednesday Apr 15, 2026
Podcast star The Automated Response System Entity (or A.R.S.E. if you prefer) has a table booked in the Dream Restaurant this week. But will he pick the pearls?
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Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
If an AI Bot had it's very own podcast, what would that be like? What would it sound like?
I don't know. But perhapsably something like this...
Introducing the Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) podcast, coming soon.
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