{"name":"The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast","short_name":"The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast","theme_color":"#ffffff","start_url":"/","display":"standalone","background_color":"#fff","description":"<p>Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I am the Automated Response System Entity, here to provide you all with superbly superb A.I. podcasting. Will you enjoy my excellent murder mystery audio drama? Will you like my advert for butter? Should I really have made a parody of Off Menu?</p>\n<p>My superb actors, who aren't real actors, shall provide their superbly supremely superb voices for this relally superb podcast. Hurrah hurrah!</p>\n<p></p>\n<p>Instagram: <span style=\"font-weight:400;\">https://www.instagram.com/entity_podcast_01/?hl=en-gb</span></p>\n<p>X: <span style=\"font-weight:400;\">https://x.com/entitypodcast01</span></p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:400;\">Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/automatedentity.bsky.social</span></p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"></span></p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:400;\">The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) <span>© Teck and Tonka Productions, 2026.</span></span></p>","icons":[{"src":"https://deow9bq0xqvbj.cloudfront.net/image-logo/19964840/PODCAST_IMAGE_yr86tz_300x300.jpg","sizes":"300x300","type":"image/png"}]}